UKEscorting Reviews

I'm not surprised by your latest post on here Belgarion. More arrogance and contempt for other UKE members. There are thickos on there who think you're an imposter and not the real Belgarion. The rest of us know different, we understand your brass neck. I'm a bit surprised at your comments about Tesd 80 though as hes your number one arselicker, but you are correct that he shares the same hatred for the UK as you, hates Brexit luvs mass immigration. More bullying and getting members banned lately. You'll never change.

Full of belligerent dreamers who live in their own little world. I don't think I found one subject/post worthy of anything beneficial or related to escorting.
It seems a close knit group of misfits who at some stage early in life suffered some tragedy that only manifests as hostility with the aid of a mask provided by the virtual world. They obviously don't get out much. Their sort are ruining this country.
The female members of this click all feel very strange. They seem in allegiance with their masters and anything slightly objective is attacked. There are obvious signs of childhood tragedy here too.
One looked like she stayed in Chernobyl after the accident.

I'd encourage folk to try this forum. It's quite an experience honestly. Don't take the hostility too personally though, try and enjoy it for the bizarre phenomenon that it is!

I have been a member of this forum for a few years now. Sometimes I visit most days, sometimes not. Likewise with contributing.

It can get a little lively, and yes it has its ‘alpha’ personalities (both make and female) but show me a forum that doesn’t. Pop over to Mumsnet if you want to see inadequate people come to blows over bleach and washing up liquid!!!
But you have to remember it’s a forum for opinions, both for and against, anything that is raised. I give my opinions, listen to others, and just get on with it. If contributors want to think that there’s is the only view that counts then I pity them.
If someone’s posts keep annoying you then put them on ignore, I have 5 sad individuals placed ‘in lockdown’ (2 females and 3 males) and I can’t say I have missed their ‘contributions.’
If the current forum has a real fault it is a lack of good, consistent moderation. Recently a few members have been banned for slight, off the cuff remarks but some seemingly post with the full protection of the current admin.
The case in point being the return of the wannabe pimp who thinks life is extinct outside the North East of England. He was permitted to post vile, offensive filth until he was pushed onto the back foot then ‘asked’ to be removed. Instead of being banned his best buddy admin just put ‘guest’ next to his name. He should be a guest of Her Majesty after his ideas about targeting young students to take up prostitution.

Overall though it can be a fun forum. Like most places, don’t take it too seriously, and if the heat get too hot in the kitchen then leave by the nearest exit.

a very valuable resource for providers & clients despite the lies of ignorant trolls!

I can see a number of very bitter comments about Ukescorting, but this is clearly from people who do not understand it's purpose. . They simply want to push the boundaries of service providers. A clear example is Anth G.
The women who post their experiences do so with great respect for the honest, and dedicated providers who provide their services willingly and expertly to customers who are very clear and up-front about their expectations.

Total agreement with “Punter” regardless of who he is. He is f%cking right. That forum needs either to trash the trolls or close down. I can see the participation dwindling down to those few as everyone else will just leave it. How those tools get away with abuse, insults, sh!t stirring and baseless allegations against other members is beyond me.

@Pippa, I am a service provider who didn’t bother coming back after the UKE1 got closed downs and I am not an “ignorant troll”. I’ve been there and seen the lot. The purpose of that website was supposedly give the girls a platform to advertise and chat with punters, not to become an echo chamber and a playground for abuse. You’re blind if you don’t see it. Thankfully many do regardless of how many 5 star reviews you will write.

The forum is now nothing whatsoever to do with escorting. It's a trojan horse continuing to call it UKescorting when it's just a group of angry incels spouting bile towards new members and sh^tposting between each other over what they've had for dinner each day.

The Admin has set a policy where you cannot see the forum unless you register and post. Clearly hoping to bring the forum back to how it was many years ago. But all that happens is the incels round up on that person when they make that post and force them out.

People have been afraid to post, and contribute as they know the trolls who unnoficially run the forum will turn against them and make life difficult. This is clearly why nobody has been posting. Therefore, having policies forcing people to post will acheive nothing but more abuse.

The forum will never return to how it was unless Admin gets rid of those trolls. They serve no purpose remaining they just bring the forum down. Every review on TP names those trolls who are forcing people out. If those trolls were all banned, escorts may start slowly coming back to post.

In its current form this will end up like Punternet and die off very soon. The owner there ignored warnings of specific trolls bringing the forum down and it directly caused its downfall.

*Edit* Personal/childish attacks in retaliation to a review show the review contents were genuine and demonstrates the full nature of trolling existing on that forum. Anyone reading this review and the direct immature reaction it received. Judge for yourselves if the review is genuine or not.

A forum ruined by
BarrytheBadger, Durham-lad, Clattypats and house dude
Belgarion. A bunch of white knights. That want to attack and ban any member that dare question their favourite ladies. They’ll post aggressive, abusive, insulting, inflammatory and slanderous comments to get pat on the back through the form of a “like” from whichever escort they happen to be trying to appease.

Example: Escort made a post about being outted by another escort and said she also suspected that that escort had reported her to her landlord. I assumed that the escort new the escort that outted her, which the escort denied. But the above 4 took more offense to my assumption then the escort did. They started attacking me and accusing me of being a white knight, they used aggressive and insulting language. The irony... the escort wasn’t even offended by my assumption and found their replies pathetic.

Really sad. Old admin used to be fair and impartial. Now the site has become corrupted. Louts are allowed to rule the place.

Old Ho Hotpot is at it again, trying to curry favour with UKPers by throwing other SPs under the bus.

Dusty phone and jealousy really does make this "woman" bitter. Not only is she a tart nobody is willing to pay, but she's also a TERF.

The forum was about to die due to some some ar"elickers and low life WGs with too much time on their hands ???. Perfect timing good call from old Admin who chopped down these sickening c"nts as he deleted all uber bollo"ks ar"elicking threads and restored the forum much appreciated. ???


Repulsive forum ???
You fawning c""t struck deluded ar"eholes go start a WG appreciation and ar"elicking forum and fu*k off where you can fawn and crawl to them 24/7.???

Simply put the most repulsive forum imaginable. Group of vicious troll posters ruin it for everyone else and seem free to do as they please by the owner, lots of posters who harass and lie about the girls.

I just don't bother with the site anymore as it is not worth the risk of attracting abuse, fake bookings or of actually being booked by one of the small group of creeps whose lives seem to be spent on the forum

Site needs to die and be replaced by somewhere safe for girls.

Interesting reading from some things brought up here

I'll offer my own two cents

I've noticed from my short time here that certain members ( Belgarion, iamsin and Durham Lad ) are free to pick a small part of something said, put a spin on it to bring in the mob and then goad until insulted just to get them banned, for fun. Where if someone new were to do the same and instigate an argument it would be them to incur a swift banning.

LewisJ says one thing then goes back on himself: 'anyone who thinks there's preferential treatment is delusional.' Okay fair enough. So why did he then go on to admit he gets anal ( which isn't a service included in what she offers openly ) from his regular because she knew he likes it? If I paid her a visit would she offer that service for me? Probably not. That's clear preferential treatment and favouritism at play is it not? It must be. Of course Lewis knows that it's possible to elicit extra services through repeated visits and will no doubt try it with other escorts. Is this not boundary pushing? I think it is.

I would bring this up on the site itself but I have no posts to my name therefore I would get banned before having the chance to see some escorts from UKE myself.

Such is life on the great UK Escorting

Apart from that the escorts on display are good.

That's the second time I've been accused of spending a lot of time on uke... The truth is—I know it's hard for you to understand—it doesn't take long to go through a few threads scrolling past all the sh1tposting and child like jokes.
But, as is there to see on ukescorting, logic is something that's significantly missing. Where logic should be, baseless conjecture has taken root combined with a sanctimonious attitude and double standards.

And to not consider what Alizee had to say reveals what sort of reprehensible people you are. Her experience with ukescorting was so bad she quit escorting. That alone cannot be ignored.

PG Tips

Male? Female? Who knows - but he / she can’t spell and writes like a child. An individual so bereft of a life that he / she spends all their time following the ‘window licking dregs of society’ he / she seems to despise so much so they can comment about them on a review site. Sad, really sad. Even more sad that they edited their review so it would go back to the top of the pile. How risible.

So Mr / Miss / Ms PG - here’s a couple of tips for you. Step out from behind your keyboard and go and get yourself a life. Maybe go and see an escort. Assuming you’re old enough.

Maybe leave the camera at home though.

As for UK Escorting? The site and the people who post therein are more interesting than you’ll ever be. The site gets 5 stars, you’re not worth 1.

Just joined recently. A great place to interact with escorts punters. A lot of chit chat banters I love it very much. The media gallery is very nice hot gals. Would recommend this place.

The forum was about to die due to some trolls and boundary pushers who were killing the site. Perfect timing and good call from old Admin who restored the forum and deleted all previous threads much appreciated. ???

Too much drama.. once a site loses credibility it’s very difficult to trust again even if old admin returns.

Allowing that Belgarion man back was the WORST idea he truly is a nasty piece of work alongside his sidekicks Addison Diane Abbot Lee and Matron bitter Hotpot the three of them have somehow managed to scare of so many would be posters and do they care?

Do they heck.

Daviemac is back posting on UKE but under a different name in an attempt to avoid questions over his conduct while he was a mod.
Bullying people into leaving doesn't go down well

I love to get my hands on summat so good I cannot resist grabbing a hold and then licking every last drop of it off my chubby little fingers. This UKEscorting of yours has served up a real nice treat at my table.

Wanting to find me a reputable site where I can talk dirty to whores for free under a make believe identity I just had to get myself over to Trust Pilot first to help me get this life defining decision right. Got to be truthful I expected a dull read but these reviews are a God darn revelation in their own right. This UKEscorting must be a proper mean place the way you are all a squawkin and cluckin and flapping about tucked up in here. Hell, reminds me of the old coup that got things started for me back home. I want me some raucous adult fun and a site that scares chickens into dropping their eggs. Looking whats been laid here I may have found me that place so Im a thanking you.

Being as they are all so fascinating and deserving of my full attention I couldnt help notice how much of this clucking is coming from the same beak. So why the different names? I love me a good conspiracy and am getting into your British soap operas. This UKEscorting and its fan site are curtain twichin good.

UKE has been prorogued and Binary has gone AWOL. What about the members who proclaimed that change for the better is coming? You were pretty vocal about it. Hopefully you'll be on the site to comment about your ill placed support. Your reputation is shot to pieces. At least there'll be lots of angry sex which your punters will enjoy.

Bring out the truth and reconciliation committee. Release the prisoners and unban the banned. New bannings for supporters of the previous regime. Return to the glory days of dull threads about low rates, bareback, local threads for local people and what underwear should I have on.

Before we mourn the passing of the Theresa May of forum management, let's not forget the good things that happened. The technical suggestions threads and introduction threads. Maybe a new rule should be that introductions should include your previous Identity.

Let's say goodbye to a few faces like Midori who won't return. Let's say hello to the unbanned like anth who insists that the site exists for his flirting pleasure alone.

Most of all, let's see where the new site goes when it returns in 5 weeks time.

So....Ma Baker (Hotpot) and her boys Coma, Belboy, Jack Sparrow, Tcm and more got their wish....UKE is no more.
They are very dangerous people indeed.

You can now see they were probaly pm-ing each other to cause so much trouble when they were members against other members they did not like.

Is this the clique TheOne spoke of ?

Hang your heads in shame.

Oh my what has happened to uke!!!! Its closed for good ,another hack or more??
And what the hell happens to all the PMS and media
I site I wont miss tbh i only liked the debates and arguments and the meltdown from the fooked up prossies ahh well

PhilG has lost the plot and pulled the plug. Kept the servers up though, enabling him to sift through all the media, private messages, passwords, IP addresses and data he has managed to get unfettered access to.

Scary times for the women who shared sensitive information. Even scarier for the punters.

The forum has improved in recent months under the new regime. I am happy to get more involved now some of the more aggressive elements have been removed or left of their own accord. For all the bleating of some members or ex members, only two have been banned who have not requested to be, or have deliberately provoked admin into doing so.

It is hard to feel sympathy for Belgarion or AnthG as they have been two of the worst culprits for campaigning for others to be banned and smirking when it has happened. The biters bit it must be said. At least big head Belgarion was unintentionally funny with his more blatant BS like visiting Mecca or fraternizing with cabinet ministers at high powered business meetings. AnthG has had a get out of jail free card for many years on UKE and UKP due to old admins strange indulgence of him.

Neither of these would have the technical abilities to have attacked the site and tried to bring it down. Let’s hope the culprit here is identified and dealt with by the relevant ISP or police if appropriate.

We can now expect the forum to thrive and attract both new and returning punters and working girls. Who up to now have been intimidated or attacked by the more undesirable elements.

A site is on a spiralling path all the way to the bottom, shame really. Left months ago.

The reviews about Tess below are spot on. The tautness of her face sours ripe grapes.