UKEscorting Reviews

UKE has been prorogued and Binary has gone AWOL. What about the members who proclaimed that change for the better is coming? You were pretty vocal about it. Hopefully you'll be on the site to comment about your ill placed support. Your reputation is shot to pieces. At least there'll be lots of angry sex which your punters will enjoy.

Bring out the truth and reconciliation committee. Release the prisoners and unban the banned. New bannings for supporters of the previous regime. Return to the glory days of dull threads about low rates, bareback, local threads for local people and what underwear should I have on.

Before we mourn the passing of the Theresa May of forum management, let's not forget the good things that happened. The technical suggestions threads and introduction threads. Maybe a new rule should be that introductions should include your previous Identity.

Let's say goodbye to a few faces like Midori who won't return. Let's say hello to the unbanned like anth who insists that the site exists for his flirting pleasure alone.

Most of all, let's see where the new site goes when it returns in 5 weeks time.

A site is on a spiralling path all the way to the bottom, shame really. Left months ago.

The reviews about Tess below are spot on. The tautness of her face sours ripe grapes.

The forum has improved in recent months under the new regime. I am happy to get more involved now some of the more aggressive elements have been removed or left of their own accord. For all the bleating of some members or ex members, only two have been banned who have not requested to be, or have deliberately provoked admin into doing so.

It is hard to feel sympathy for Belgarion or AnthG as they have been two of the worst culprits for campaigning for others to be banned and smirking when it has happened. The biters bit it must be said. At least big head Belgarion was unintentionally funny with his more blatant BS like visiting Mecca or fraternizing with cabinet ministers at high powered business meetings. AnthG has had a get out of jail free card for many years on UKE and UKP due to old admins strange indulgence of him.

Neither of these would have the technical abilities to have attacked the site and tried to bring it down. Let’s hope the culprit here is identified and dealt with by the relevant ISP or police if appropriate.

We can now expect the forum to thrive and attract both new and returning punters and working girls. Who up to now have been intimidated or attacked by the more undesirable elements.

The time has come to speak in the plainest way possible if UKE is to survive, I only wish I could say what I think on the forum itself but at the moment that would result in being banned.

Firstly to Griffin and Midori you have to stop hiding behind the fictitious Binary as it must be clear to you now that everyone knows that's what you're doing. You then have to explain why from the moment you took over you have been waging a war against your own members. We know you lost your nerve over the mass banning you threatened and instead have decided to pick off one by one those with the guts to criticise you. Stop being such cowards and publish the list along with the reason for inclusion instead of constantly threatening and bullying members by suggesting their names maybe on it.

Stop treating the membership like fools by pretending there are no longer any Moderators when in fact you've just removed the Mod tag from the username. Stop pretending Mods can't see IP addresses and can't read personal messages when we all know they can.

To those members such as Chloe and Strawberryblonde who willingly suggested names to be added to that list of members to be banned when Griffin and Midori asked them, could you at least have the courage to admit it publicly along with your reasons for doing so.

Given the current level of paranoia and mistrust Griffin and Midori have for the membership the forum can't survive, at best I think there would be around twenty people so desperate to remain as members that they will tolerate being treated this way.

If the owners feel that they really can't change the way in which they behave and I'm hoping by now they must realise the damage they've done, will they please give the forum to someone who cares about it.

When you get sick of paying to manage this dead in the water, pointless, stupid website for sad cases, please do us all this one favour.

Hit the delete button first, before you give it away to the next sap. You enjoyed leaving the site down for 24hours this week just to watch them squirm, now just imagine how good it'll feel when delete the whole thing right in front of them. There's little doubt this is exactly what your're intending to do anyway 😊

P.s Terrible idea getting that geriatric no nce from Ukp to moderate, you did the right thing getting shot.

I'd like to use my latest blog to launch Aurora Aid in support of one of the forum's most respected members. His talent for concealing sh#t stirring behind the guise of serious debate is unsurpassed, who else could get away with reigniting an arguement that has seen a thread locked by reviving an old thread with a vaguely similar theme. But in these lean times on UKE his real contribution has been to pad out threads with impossibly long posts giving the casual user the impression the site is busier than it really is. My concern is the lack of recognition he gets for his efforts, one or two likes at most. It's time the forum made a greater effort to recognise his true value with a little tap on that like button. Please understand I'm not asking you to actually read his posts, f#ck no life's too short, just make the gesture please.

On the subject of long posts I've actually starting reading some of Ashley_M's and she proves that old adage about not judging a book by its cover to be true because she looks like a proper bimbo but comes across as intelligent and articulate.

There's no need to be confused Jody Jensen you're a man pretending to be an Escort on an internet forum. Don't be confused, be Trustpilot.com

A scary moment for me whilst browsing the media and I came across Tess McGill's "Peekaboo" picture. I think she was aiming for soft and vulnerable but it reminded me of the demonic clown from "it". Well that's it she's off my hot list and that's very much her loss as I was really going to push the boat out for my "date" with her, clean underpants and I was also planning to book a table at her favourite Wetherspoons because I've heard how she gushes about its "very special ambience". But forget that, I'm not going to all that trouble to have her turn up looking like Crazy Coco, scaring children and drawing lots of unwanted attention. That wouldn't be very discreet would it.

Also in the media Chloe sporting some novelty earrings, I think they were Durham Lad's balls, and Midori pictured in front of a bookcase with some unusual bookends visible, I think they were Durham Lad's balls.

And finally, AnthG has been inducted into the Whiny Little B!tch Club for bursting into tears over the liking of a post about him. Other notable members are Sam London Snowflake for his performance on that COTW thread and smiths, not a man to bear a grudge for his 100 plus mentions of Hotpot"s like of Johnnyboy61's post.

Is the site back up yet ?. See ya wouldn't wanna be ya.

Was in 2 minds about doing this but eventually, the "Head of the Snake" won over. Joined UKE from the outset and found the site a great asset and it helped me find women I'd never have found with my usual search criteria.

Over the years, I've encountered a few characters, endured all kinds of abuse, threats and many other things but it didn't put me off the site, just tailored my interactions.

So begins my tale. A few years ago there was a bust up on the forum with a few posters and one of them made out he was a victim.

He sent me a variety of private messages and succeeded in manipulating me into thinking he was an innocent individual in spite of some damning allegations against him. I dismissed them as I thought to myself, not this guy.

He also confided in me about some characters on the site targeting his business and I empathised with him. Even when his work was criticised I stood up for him as I thought he was a harmless soul. I remember one incident in particular where he told me about an SPs drug use to explain bad photos taken.

Well, to cut a long story short, I defended him against all critics which was eventually to come back to bite me.

When the site was handed over and the new owner started issuing threats and talking about lists, I asked him to assure people that he would not do anything mischievous with their IP addresses, next thing I know I got banned from the site with banning reason "no longer welcome here".

Now, I had broken no rules as the new rules were put up after my ban. I did suspect I was banned as I was good at sussing out writing styles and the owner wanted me gone before I revealed his identity.

So after the ban, I messaged the new owner on another site and someone I had protected over years did not even acknowledge the message I sent. Even a denial. Next thing I know, someone writes a review on another site in my name in a bid to get me banned from another site. Once it was highlighted to me, I immediately reported it to a site moderator as I didn't write it.

So to cut the long story short, this individual is very manipulative and uses people to achieve his own ends. Thinking back, he was accused of inappropriate behaviour by SPs and punters and I unfortunately dismissed those allegations as I felt he was a victim but he isn't. He actually targeted other photographers on the site and manipulated me and a few others to attack them for "bad behaviour".

So basically Binary is Punter Griffin and unlike the coward that he is, I'm speaking directly to him here. He takes poor photos and has access to the IP addresses of all users on the site. Considering the level of manipulation he is involved in, Lord only knows what he will do with the information. That's why I'm speaking out, not to tell people what to do, as we are all adults but to ensure people know who is running a site and photography business.

In addition to that, discretion is not high on his agenda as he has shared photos of himself on the site and that has led to a few people identifying him. Now, I'm not a lowlife like he is and will not share this information, but think about what he can do with SPs photos and IDs.

So, as the head of the snake, I'll sign off with this, UKE is currently run by an unscrupulous individual who uses mature SPs to give him a screen to allow him do untoward things to others. Your data and privacy in UKE is not safe and your photos will not be safe as his real identity is so easy to find. I doubt he is that careful with yours.

So ladies and gents, that's my last bit of public service as a TC, if you choose to use the site, take necessary precautions and if you need a professional photographer, get one. PhilG is not one of them and poses a significant risk to your privacy and safety.

Peace

As you may be aware daviemac who was already a Moderator on UKP has been appointed as a Moderator on UKE, this means he can compare IP address information from both sites so if you prefer to keep your two identities separate that will no longer be possible. Worse still he's likely to be sharing that information with the owners of UKE and they in turn could well provide that information to the likes of Chloe or any UKE member you review.

I don't see any other reason for daviemacs appointment, UKE simply isn't busy enough to warrant four Moderators. There is now no way of keeping your two identities separate if you use the same device to access both sites, even if you now switch to using two devices the IP address history will still be visible.

Do the honourable thing daviemac and choose one or the other.

And as for the other new Mod Lynn well if you want to know how someone who's made very little contribution to the forum gets the job you have to know her forum history. She was a Mod on the failed Punternet forum and is another fully paid up member of the Punter hating club, they hate younger, more attractive and foreign Escorts too, and just like Chloe, Strawberry and Hotpot she has the appearance of a haggard street prostitute.

Have you ever read a more cringe worthy thread than w/c 16.09.19 in the north east section.

Guy playing fake army officer thinks he's actually endearing calling a SP a tw*t and no-one bats an eye.

Professes to have controlled Carly and given Carly the "snake" only the other day... It's not a snake mate your honestly delusional. She has to be nice YOUR PAYING HER FOR SEX. Your not her lad she wouldn't look at you twice in civvy life get owa yaself.

Waynker couldn't bury his tongue any further up the play army mans hole and it's getting embarrassing.

He's even tried to be funny with a comment on the new thread saying let's derail this one. Your a grown man and she's trying to earn a living. Stop following her like a puppy.

None of its funny no matter how many emoji you use.

Do us all a favour and keep posting so everyone except maybe 4 people can laugh at you from afar. T*t

Oh my what has happened to uke!!!! Its closed for good ,another hack or more??
And what the hell happens to all the PMS and media
I site I wont miss tbh i only liked the debates and arguments and the meltdown from the fooked up prossies ahh well

The new owners Punter Griffin and Midori have struck up a real rapport and have become an impressive partnership, I think of them as the Fred and Rose West of UKE. Punter Griffin's hope of turning the forum into a business enterprise has had mixed results though, one or two Escorts like Strawberryblonde for instance have gone for the 20 blurry Polaroids in return for a blowjob offer he had running but so far he's had no takers for his babysitting service aimed at Escorts with kids.

Hairdresser and part-time interior designer Durham Lad broke some sad news to the forum recently when he revealed that just a couple of months ago he had both his testicles removed, since the new owners took over though I think it has been obvious to most of us that he doesn't have any balls. What do Durham Lad and the Mary Celeste have in common ? - they were both found to be empty vessels.

The reverberations from Tess McChloe's smelly punters thread or Giraffegate as it's become known continue to be felt around the forum. We are getting closer though to understanding what the cause may have been, all the Punters concerned enjoyed a dinner date booking with Tess and all chose baked beans from the KFC sides menu. If you've met Tess and you were wondering what that very distinctive perfume is she uses I can tell you it's Chat Pisse Eau de Parfum by Thierry Mogler.

The new owners have created some great new features for members to use, for instance a couple of weeks ago I set up an alert to let me know if Bav, Eatmycrayons, or JP Frizzle said anything interesting or funny, no notifications as yet though.

Escorts on the forum voted zool2018 as the Punter they'd most likely refuse a booking, his frequent posts on the Serial Killer thread may have had something to do with that.

Lastly a huge thank you to Chloe for that Twitter post which got all this off forum discussion of UKE going, we couldn't have done it without you.


Until next time.

So according to Binary it will take a year or two to make the forum a success, at the rate people are leaving it will be dormant in six months, is he really not aware of the number of good contributors who've stopped posting or post far less. I say "he" because I now think that the theory Punter Griffin and Midori are the new owners is correct and it's Griffin who posts as Binary.

Binary's revelation that likes of posts critical of the new owners are being monitored won't really come as a big surprise to many, shortly after they took over I recieved two PM warnings from Midori about liking such posts, I don't fear being identified by saying that as I know many others got similar warnings.

The manner of the takeover was a disaster, both Griffin and Midori hiding behind the Binary account to settle scores and that was just cowardice. Let's be serious here if you really wanted to make a point about abusive behaviour on the forum you'd just have banned the three worst offenders, smiths, Chloe and Durham Lad, I've never really considered any of the other regular posters around at the time of the takeover as being nasty or malicious. The joke is the three I mentioned are still very active and a lot of good contributors are gone.

Did you all note the two blatant lies told on the forum this week, smiths claiming he never checks who likes which post, I'm sure many of you remember how often he mentioned Hotpot liking that post by Johnnyboy, and daviemac pretending Mods don't have access to IP address information not realising former and current Mods said that they do.

On the subject of the new Mods am I the only one who thinks neither has made much of a contribution and doesn't deserve to hold a responsible position, looking at their avatars I think both seem to get off on this little power trip. Daviemac's appointment will scare off Punters if they think he's sharing information gained on UKP with those who own UKE, revealing the author of a negative review for a UKE wg by a Punter who uses different usernames on the two sites for instance. Lynn was one of the hidden Moderators on Punternet and dished out warnings and bans to Punters at the drop of a hat, another card carrying member of that little man hating clique who spent most of their time on that site spitting their venom at any man who dared to post, she played a large part in that forum's demise.

Both are from the North East so let's see if they take any action over all the fake accounts in that region, they could start with those connected to Bonds, Katie Coquard, Sexy Scottish Sadie, Jody Jensen etc are all the same person, you can tell by the structure of their posts, it's probably a man and that's worth remembering the next time you're tempted to flirt with any of them. Bonds isn't run by wgs it's run by male career criminals. Don't hold your breath though as daviemac believes that the AW profiles of agency wgs are actually operated by the wgs themselves rather than the reality that it's the agencies who set them up and operate them as pretend independents.

My advice to Griffin and Midori, hit the reset button and start again. Drop the Binary account as everytime you use it you just antagonise everyone, resign as Mods yourselves and get rid of the other two as their lack of any significant contribution already has them marked down as your puppets and won't do anything to stop the downward spiral. Appoint those who've proved themselves to be responsible, independently minded members rather than those who just kiss your arses. Purge the North East or else all that fakery will eventually spread to the rest of the forum like a cancer. Do these things and you'll start to restore some credibility to the forum and that's the most important thing because right now it has zero. I know you won't take this advice and eventually the forum will die so in the meantime as long as the place remains so unsafe for Punters and wgs to use I and others will continue to warn against joining.

PS, to the pimp who uses the Georgia North East (Milly of NCL) UKE account, no time limit on editing means I can change her name anytime you do.

Mystery Punter your post has been NOTED

I have a desperate yearning to be coveted and flattered. I unleash vomit inducing rituals to coerce escorts into acts of fawning and flattery

Hotpot, Addison and Carmel act as my three stooges in the false belief they can wipe that dust from their phones by hanging onto my coat tail

I am still taking penicillin for the clap and nitwits for the crabs

King of the crabs

The site is definitely struggling since the new owners took over at least in its capacity as a chat platform, too many regular posters have disappeared and I really can't remember the last time we had a good laugh, there's a strange atmosphere about the place now.

I really don't know if PG and Midori are co-owners but suspect they are, I see that xhannahx is now banned and those who"ve been members for a while will remember all the strange stuff PG wrote about her. Colin the Librarian possibly an owner too as he had a few suspicious interactions with Binary where they quoted and agreed with each others posts, but it did sound like someone having a conversation with themself. I'm sure Colin has created other characters too for the purpose of starting threads, Sinflammable being one possible example. Off Topic subjects also appearing on the main board to make it look busier, an odd one about whether people knew how tall they are the other day.

Is the site being commercialised ?, the pimps are straying out of the North East onto the main forum now encouraged by the likes of Durham Lad and Anth G. Pimp accounts like Milly of NCL posting frequently now, nobody seems to question why a girl who doesn't handle her own advertising or bookings would bother to join a forum, it makes no sense.

I don't know all the ins and outs but doubt it will survive if making money is now the main aim, there are lots of sites where independent wgs can advertise and AW killed off the Punternet forum as most punters have little interest in using agencies, so if the new UKE is about giving agencies an effective advertising platform I can't see it succeeding where PN failed.

It's sad to see the forum moving away from its original purpose but if that's where the new owners want to take it there's not much the membership can do about it.

The site is definitely struggling since the new owners took over at least in its capacity as a chat platform, too many regular posters have disappeared and I really can't remember the last time we had a good laugh, there's a strange atmosphere about the place now.

I really don't know if PG and Midori are co-owners but suspect they are, I see that xhannahx is now banned and those who"ve been members for a while will remember all the strange stuff PG wrote about her. Colin the Librarian possibly an owner too as he had a few strange interactions with Binary where they quoted and agreed with each others posts, but it did sound like someone having a conversation with themself. I'm sure Colin has created other characters too for the purpose of starting threads, Sinflammable being one possible example. Off Topic subjects also appearing on the main board to make it look busier, a strange one about whether people knew how tall they are the other day.

Is the site being commercialised ?, the pimps are straying out of the North East onto the main forum now encouraged by the likes of Durham Lad and Anth G. Pimp accounts like Milly of NCL posting frequently now, nobody seems to question why a girl who doesn't handle her own advertising or bookings would bother to join a forum, it makes no sense.

I don't know all the ins and outs but doubt it will survive if making money is now the main aim, there are lots of sites where independent wgs can advertise and AW killed off the Punternet forum as most punters have little interest in using agencies, so if the new UKE is about giving agencies an effective advertising platform I can't see it succeeding where PN failed.

It's sad to see the forum moving away from its original purpose but if that's where the new owners want to take it there's not much the membership can do about it.

The morons (a small group which are the main posters, "established members", who others think can trust) that frequent this site endlessly post mindless drival that's of use to no one.
Devoid of any humour or fun. The place only comes alive when someone gets banned and they all pipe up and take cheap shots knowing the person banned can't see the comments nor respond. What spineless pr#cks they are! How sad do you have to be to feel superior to someone that gets banned from a site like this? You're only paying for sex, get over yourselves. What's with the elitist attitude?
There's no special privilege to remaining on a site full of people you don't like or trust. The only thing to gain from this site is to discover a new escort.

Jpfrizzle and Bav (the punter we all want to be, according to Hannah Lorde) are having a bromance... Aww how cute

An argument broke out recently about what images escorts should post... Most people don't care.

Does anyone really care about what someone ate last? Is the site so useless it needs unimportant threads irrelevant to escorting to keep it active?

Established members who go about the site like an authority figure or adopt a helper like role later turn out to be boundary pushing stalkers - the unctuous bellend Nightwolf for example.
The One who went to great lengths to create an image of one who seeks out undesirables to get them removed/banned.. Now, why spend so much time being a Virtual Waster? The way he went about antagonising punters and escorts reeks of someone who did this to cover up and fool people into believing he's alright...
LewisJ has an image of being decent... Apparently he's a boundry pusher... Can't be though, right? He seems like a gentleman...

I'm glad the site has been taken down and changing back to old admin.
The new regime was pathetic,the ones who followed him even worse imo,the veiled threats,childish behaviour from Binary and Co didn't do the site any favours.
The ones who publicly supported the threats from Binary will have a bare faced cheek coming back and back tracking, looking forward to seeing this pan out.
Binary said no more bullying well himself and his entourage where the worst.

The morons (a small group which are the main posters, "established members", who some think can trust) that frequent this site endlessly post mindless drival that's of use to no one.
Devoid of any humour or fun. The place only comes alive when someone gets banned and they all pipe up and take cheap shots knowing the person banned can't see the comments nor respond. What spineless pr#cks they are! How sad do you have to be to feel superior to someone that gets banned from a site like this? You're only paying for sex, get over yourselves. What's with the elitist attitude?
There's no special privilege to remaining on a site full of people you don't like or trust. The only thing to gain from this site is to discover a new escort.

Jpfrizzle and Bav (the punter we all want to be, according to his feedback) are having a bromance... Aww how cute

An argument broke out recently about what images escorts should post... Most people don't care.

Does anyone really care about what someone ate last? Is the site so useless it needs unimportant threads irrelevant to escorting to keep it active?

Established members who go about the site like an authority figure or adopt a helper like role later turn out to be boundary pushing stalkers - the unctuous bellend Nightwolf for example.
The One who went to great lengths to create an image of one who seeks out undesirables to get them removed/banned.. Now, why spend so much time being a Virtual Waster? The way he went about antagonising punters and escorts reeks of someone who did this to cover up and fool people into believing he's alright...
LewisJ has an image of being decent... Apparently he's a boundry pusher... Can't be though, right? He seems like a gentleman...

I'm back by popular demand to give you another insight into the former number one forum for buyers and sellers of sexual services.

Rumour has it that John McClane is about to come out of the closet and publicly declare himself a Dom now that he thinks there's no one left on the forum who will snigger and rip the pi*s out of him. If you're not sure what a Dom is it's usually defined as a fat, balding middle aged man with erectile dysfunction who's masculinity has been stripped away by an overbearing wife or mother. A Dominatrix is a fat, balding middle aged woman. Once out though John can look forward to chatting with other Doms about the finer points of their interest, like how to hit a woman without the Police getting involved. It's easy for those who don't understand to sneer and get all judgemental but real Doms always make sure the appropriate safeguards are in place, a bottle of absinthe, handcuffs, ball gag, and a pre-agreed safe word, something like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or that Welsh railway station.

Milly's DNA results didn't throw up any great surprises, she is indeed a man of Eastern European origin, probably Albanian or Romanian. Charmaine has been like a breath of fresh air on the forum, well into her 60s and still escorting. What an amazing woman, she's the oldest Escort on the forum apart from Chloe of course.

Andrea M stunned the forum when she indefinitely postponed her return to escorting, a hat-trick of leaving threads now looks like a real possibility. She won't be going anywhere just yet though as she's a contender in the last ever POTM competition, as usual she'll be voting for herself.

The new owner's plan to dumb down the forum is almost complete, regular posts from AnthG have been a great help in this respect. In response to the forum's falling combined IQ Aurora has cut his average post length to just ten paragraphs in the hope someone will read them. Talking of dumbing down Tess McGill recently asked members if they knew how tall they were, in fairness even by recent UKE standards it was a very slow day.

Hanna Lorde's agent continues to do a fantastic job promoting her on the forum, he's such a funny guy and I'm sure Hanna appreciates all his hard work as there's no way she could spend so long on the forum and meet clients as well, that just wouldn't be possible would it ???. It's good to see Sexy Gabby posting regularly again, she loves UKE as it's so handy for letting everyone know when she cancels or cuts short a tour as she can't be bothered to contact all the poor suckers who booked months in advance individually like a professional Escort would.

And finally, smiths made forum history this week when he repeated the same punting anecdote for the 1000th time, I never get tired of hearing his stories but I don't get out much, I don't think he does either.

Satire, healthy scepticism, or bullying. I suppose it depends on how grown up you are, but an 18+ website like UKE should only be populated by adults shouldn't it.

TTFN

This place is really fun if your idea of fun is watching paint dry.

The new owner has made the forums boring and soulless. The only excitement there has been recently is Lilith throwing a fit because someone mentioned she had been wearing the same underwear in the last ten photos shes posted. How dare he not praise her perfect features which are difficult to see as she took them in the dark. Someone please book her so she can pay her leccy bill.

Oh Tess. Bless. Trying to make things interesting by asking if people know their own height. My head circumference is 24 inches. My hand size is 7.8 inches. I have size 10 feet and my penis is 6.9 inches long, but golly I really don’t know my own height.

Mike The Tricycle. The EM Pimp. He’s added Hanna Lorde and Luciebee to his repertoire of girls. He drives them around and pushes for freebies. Look at me boys. Oh yeah look at me and be green. I have VIP access to walk dogs with my new besties.

Strawberryblonde is showing us her sense of humour is painfully off cue. At least she’s trying awww.

Talking sense of humour. Diane Abbott still has none. Its not that I don’t want to call her an Uber. I don’t want my five star rating going down because she scowled at the driver and began correcting their grammar. I may consider ordering an Addison Lee instead.

I’m scratching my head at the Midori hate. She’s nice you know. She’s signed up to go to university in the hope that the NE’s mad pimp touting Britain First supporting scientist asks one of the agency ladies to book her for a home cinema date.

Has anyone seen English Rebecca recently? She stormed off in a huff and quit posting for the umpteenth time but still touts herself on UKP reviews.

That’s all folks. I have some wet paint to watch.

I love to get my hands on summat so good I cannot resist grabbing a hold and then licking every last drop of it off my chubby little fingers. This UKEscorting of yours has served up a real nice treat at my table.

Wanting to find me a reputable site where I can talk dirty to whores for free under a make believe identity I just had to get myself over to Trust Pilot first to help me get this life defining decision right. Got to be truthful I expected a dull read but these reviews are a God darn revelation in their own right. This UKEscorting must be a proper mean place the way you are all a squawkin and cluckin and flapping about tucked up in here. Hell, reminds me of the old coup that got things started for me back home. I want me some raucous adult fun and a site that scares chickens into dropping their eggs. Looking whats been laid here I may have found me that place so Im a thanking you.

Being as they are all so fascinating and deserving of my full attention I couldnt help notice how much of this clucking is coming from the same beak. So why the different names? I love me a good conspiracy and am getting into your British soap operas. This UKEscorting and its fan site are curtain twichin good.

Best site 😃😃😃

There is nothing wrong with my photos😭

I can't help it if my camera is stuck to the ceiling

Predator griffin is giving me free photoshoot 😍

He will use a drone to catch an even more flattering angle 😄😄😄

I am best mod
I am nice
Why won't no one book me 😢😣😣

Chloe told me to advertise in auto trader

So....Ma Baker (Hotpot) and her boys Coma, Belboy, Jack Sparrow, Tcm and more got their wish....UKE is no more.
They are very dangerous people indeed.

You can now see they were probaly pm-ing each other to cause so much trouble when they were members against other members they did not like.

Is this the clique TheOne spoke of ?

Hang your heads in shame.

So happy with the new changes. OldAdmin must have not cared at all when he handed the website over. I’m really glad it wasn’t given to the abhorrent and spiteful hotpot. She would have ruined the place with her mob of friends. A detestable individual who wants us to believe she has toy boys when in fact the only person gruesome enough to see her is the STD riddled tcm.

Clam down everybody

Can I also command instant respect

Purrlease