That's the second time I've been accused of spending a lot of time on uke... The truth is—I know it's hard for you to understand—it doesn't take long to go through a few threads scrolling past all the sh1tposting and child like jokes.
But, as is there to see on ukescorting, logic is something that's significantly missing. Where logic should be, baseless conjecture has taken root combined with a sanctimonious attitude and double standards.
And to not consider what Alizee had to say reveals what sort of reprehensible people you are. Her experience with ukescorting was so bad she quit escorting. That alone cannot be ignored.
Review by Shade Alue2 months ago
Male? Female? Who knows - but he / she can’t spell and writes like a child. An individual so bereft of a life that he / she spends all their time following the ‘window licking dregs of society’ he / she seems to despise so much so they can comment about them on a review site. Sad, really sad. Even more sad that they edited their review so it would go back to the top of the pile. How risible.
So Mr / Miss / Ms PG - here’s a couple of tips for you. Step out from behind your keyboard and go and get yourself a life. Maybe go and see an escort. Assuming you’re old enough.
Maybe leave the camera at home though.
As for UK Escorting? The site and the people who post therein are more interesting than you’ll ever be. The site gets 5 stars, you’re not worth 1.
Review by Boogiebitty2 months ago
Just joined recently. A great place to interact with escorts punters. A lot of chit chat banters I love it very much. The media gallery is very nice hot gals. Would recommend this place.
Review by Darjae3 months ago
I wish I was accepted as a member. I really do. It’s made me bitter and twisted to think that all of those people have seen me for what I am. I’ll show them! I’ll show them all they are wrong!!!!
“How can I do that Billy?”
“Well Billy, you could ignore it all. It’s just a forum. Concentrate on your own life and goals.”
“Haha you silly billy Billy. No that would be mature, and we know that’s not you”
“You’re right Billy, gosh we know us so well don’t we. Group hug later?”
“I’d like that Billy, but for now, show them all by reading every single word, in a truly obsessive fashion, then go to another site and write long long reviews. Really let it all out. That way everyone will see you are quite normal”
“I don’t know Billy, that sounds a bit odd”
“Do it! Oh and don’t forget to use emoji’s about girls you like whilst having a go at other people’s use of emoji’s. Remember you are unbalanced”
“Yes Billy. Hug?”
Review by Crescencito3 months ago
Simply put the most repulsive forum imaginable. Group of vicious troll posters ruin it for everyone else and seem free to do as they please by the owner, lots of posters who harass and lie about the girls.
I just don't bother with the site anymore as it is not worth the risk of attracting abuse, fake bookings or of actually being booked by one of the small group of creeps whose lives seem to be spent on the forum
Site needs to die and be replaced by somewhere safe for girls.
Review by Squeecky3 months ago
PG tips gives one star but spends all his time on it, see his multiple references to various members. In truth this is not the sort of person that UKE welcomes, trolling and negatively referencing members. Now if I was to guess its a new reincarnation of The One or K.K or the same? who knows and who cares.
Review by Bafford4 months ago
Interesting reading from some things brought up here
I'll offer my own two cents
I've noticed from my short time here that certain members ( Belgarion, iamsin and Durham Lad ) are free to pick a small part of something said, put a spin on it to bring in the mob and then goad until insulted just to get them banned, for fun. Where if someone new were to do the same and instigate an argument it would be them to incur a swift banning.
LewisJ says one thing then goes back on himself: 'anyone who thinks there's preferential treatment is delusional.' Okay fair enough. So why did he then go on to admit he gets anal ( which isn't a service included in what she offers openly ) from his regular because she knew he likes it? If I paid her a visit would she offer that service for me? Probably not. That's clear preferential treatment and favouritism at play is it not? It must be. Of course Lewis knows that it's possible to elicit extra services through repeated visits and will no doubt try it with other escorts. Is this not boundary pushing? I think it is.
I would bring this up on the site itself but I have no posts to my name therefore I would get banned before having the chance to see some escorts from UKE myself.
Such is life on the great UK Escorting
Apart from that the escorts on display are good.
Review by Reshman4 months ago
I was hoping after the fiasco of UKE under Binary that the site would return to being an okay place to mingle. Unfortunately the site has returned to its former self full of toxicity, arrogance and judgemental male cognitive biases. Best demonstrated by the common forum contributors the likes of Belgarion, Durham lad and Smith3.
Discussing with fellow sex workers the general consensus is that participating is not worth the potential grief of bogus bookings or a rabid attack for having a voice and opinion. Yes, boys we also have our own space on the internet to discuss the site and other things.
Personally until Admin gets a grip on the toxic ones or they learn that the site is not UKP I'll be following the growing list of SW's not contributing to the site. It's sadly become very toxic full of pretentious punters and ex punters who wouldn't have the balls to be SW's but then feel free to tell us how to do our job.
Review by Pretentious5 months ago
Sadly some ar"elickers and low life WGs with too much time on their hands 👎👎👎. Perfect timing good call from old Admin who chopped down these sickening c"nts as he deleted all uber bollo"ks ar"elicking threads and restored the forum much appreciated. 👍👍👍
Repulsive forum 🙄🙄🙄
You fawning c""t struck deluded ar"eholes go start a WG appreciation and ar"elicking forum and fu*k off where you can fawn and crawl to them 24/7.🙄🙄🙄
Review by Dlightlady Hupfer5 months ago
UKE has been prorogued and Binary has gone AWOL. What about the members who proclaimed that change for the better is coming? You were pretty vocal about it. Hopefully you'll be on the site to comment about your ill placed support. Your reputation is shot to pieces. At least there'll be lots of angry sex which your punters will enjoy.
Bring out the truth and reconciliation committee. Release the prisoners and unban the banned. New bannings for supporters of the previous regime. Return to the glory days of dull threads about low rates, bareback, local threads for local people and what underwear should I have on.
Before we mourn the passing of the Theresa May of forum management, let's not forget the good things that happened. The technical suggestions threads and introduction threads. Maybe a new rule should be that introductions should include your previous Identity.
Let's say goodbye to a few faces like Midori who won't return. Let's say hello to the unbanned like anth who insists that the site exists for his flirting pleasure alone.
Most of all, let's see where the new site goes when it returns in 5 weeks time.
Review by Kantrel Rodelo5 months ago
A site is on a spiralling path all the way to the bottom, shame really. Left months ago.
The reviews about Tess below are spot on. The tautness of her face sours ripe grapes.
Review by Jaydogg5 months ago
The forum has improved in recent months under the new regime. I am happy to get more involved now some of the more aggressive elements have been removed or left of their own accord. For all the bleating of some members or ex members, only two have been banned who have not requested to be, or have deliberately provoked admin into doing so.
It is hard to feel sympathy for Belgarion or AnthG as they have been two of the worst culprits for campaigning for others to be banned and smirking when it has happened. The biters bit it must be said. At least big head Belgarion was unintentionally funny with his more blatant BS like visiting Mecca or fraternizing with cabinet ministers at high powered business meetings. AnthG has had a get out of jail free card for many years on UKE and UKP due to old admins strange indulgence of him.
Neither of these would have the technical abilities to have attacked the site and tried to bring it down. Let’s hope the culprit here is identified and dealt with by the relevant ISP or police if appropriate.
We can now expect the forum to thrive and attract both new and returning punters and working girls. Who up to now have been intimidated or attacked by the more undesirable elements.
Review by WMiddleton Nugaela5 months ago
The time has come to speak in the plainest way possible if UKE is to survive, I only wish I could say what I think on the forum itself but at the moment that would result in being banned.
Firstly to Griffin and Midori you have to stop hiding behind the fictitious Binary as it must be clear to you now that everyone knows that's what you're doing. You then have to explain why from the moment you took over you have been waging a war against your own members. We know you lost your nerve over the mass banning you threatened and instead have decided to pick off one by one those with the guts to criticise you. Stop being such cowards and publish the list along with the reason for inclusion instead of constantly threatening and bullying members by suggesting their names maybe on it.
Stop treating the membership like fools by pretending there are no longer any Moderators when in fact you've just removed the Mod tag from the username. Stop pretending Mods can't see IP addresses and can't read personal messages when we all know they can.
To those members such as Chloe and Strawberryblonde who willingly suggested names to be added to that list of members to be banned when Griffin and Midori asked them, could you at least have the courage to admit it publicly along with your reasons for doing so.
Given the current level of paranoia and mistrust Griffin and Midori have for the membership the forum can't survive, at best I think there would be around twenty people so desperate to remain as members that they will tolerate being treated this way.
If the owners feel that they really can't change the way in which they behave and I'm hoping by now they must realise the damage they've done, will they please give the forum to someone who cares about it.
Review by Ehks5 months ago
The forum was about to die due to some trolls and boundary pushers who were killing the site. Perfect timing and good call from old Admin who restored the forum and deleted all previous threads much appreciated. 👍👍👍
Review by Phearum5 months ago
When you get sick of paying to manage this dead in the water, pointless, stupid website for sad cases, please do us all this one favour.
Hit the delete button first, before you give it away to the next sap. You enjoyed leaving the site down for 24hours this week just to watch them squirm, now just imagine how good it'll feel when delete the whole thing right in front of them. There's little doubt this is exactly what your're intending to do anyway 😊
P.s Terrible idea getting that geriatric no nce from Ukp to moderate, you did the right thing getting shot.
Review by Marvelpeach5 months ago
Too much drama.. once a site loses credibility it’s very difficult to trust again even if old admin returns.
Review by Hirosilentsword5 months ago
I'd like to use my latest blog to launch Aurora Aid in support of one of the forum's most respected members. His talent for concealing sh#t stirring behind the guise of serious debate is unsurpassed, who else could get away with reigniting an arguement that has seen a thread locked by reviving an old thread with a vaguely similar theme. But in these lean times on UKE his real contribution has been to pad out threads with impossibly long posts giving the casual user the impression the site is busier than it really is. My concern is the lack of recognition he gets for his efforts, one or two likes at most. It's time the forum made a greater effort to recognise his true value with a little tap on that like button. Please understand I'm not asking you to actually read his posts, f#ck no life's too short, just make the gesture please.
On the subject of long posts I've actually starting reading some of Ashley_M's and she proves that old adage about not judging a book by its cover to be true because she looks like a proper bimbo but comes across as intelligent and articulate.
There's no need to be confused Jody Jensen you're a man pretending to be an Escort on an internet forum. Don't be confused, be Trustpilot.com
A scary moment for me whilst browsing the media and I came across Tess McGill's "Peekaboo" picture. I think she was aiming for soft and vulnerable but it reminded me of the demonic clown from "it". Well that's it she's off my hot list and that's very much her loss as I was really going to push the boat out for my "date" with her, clean underpants and I was also planning to book a table at her favourite Wetherspoons because I've heard how she gushes about its "very special ambience". But forget that, I'm not going to all that trouble to have her turn up looking like Crazy Coco, scaring children and drawing lots of unwanted attention. That wouldn't be very discreet would it.
Also in the media Chloe sporting some novelty earrings, I think they were Durham Lad's balls, and Midori pictured in front of a bookcase with some unusual bookends visible, I think they were Durham Lad's balls.
And finally, AnthG has been inducted into the Whiny Little B!tch Club for bursting into tears over the liking of a post about him. Other notable members are Sam London Snowflake for his performance on that COTW thread and smiths, not a man to bear a grudge for his 100 plus mentions of Hotpot"s like of Johnnyboy61's post.
Is the site back up yet ?. See ya wouldn't wanna be ya.
Review by Charleaa Klopping5 months ago
Was in 2 minds about doing this but eventually, the "Head of the Snake" won over. Joined UKE from the outset and found the site a great asset and it helped me find women I'd never have found with my usual search criteria.
Over the years, I've encountered a few characters, endured all kinds of abuse, threats and many other things but it didn't put me off the site, just tailored my interactions.
So begins my tale. A few years ago there was a bust up on the forum with a few posters and one of them made out he was a victim.
He sent me a variety of private messages and succeeded in manipulating me into thinking he was an innocent individual in spite of some damning allegations against him. I dismissed them as I thought to myself, not this guy.
He also confided in me about some characters on the site targeting his business and I empathised with him. Even when his work was criticised I stood up for him as I thought he was a harmless soul. I remember one incident in particular where he told me about an SPs drug use to explain bad photos taken.
Well, to cut a long story short, I defended him against all critics which was eventually to come back to bite me.
When the site was handed over and the new owner started issuing threats and talking about lists, I asked him to assure people that he would not do anything mischievous with their IP addresses, next thing I know I got banned from the site with banning reason "no longer welcome here".
Now, I had broken no rules as the new rules were put up after my ban. I did suspect I was banned as I was good at sussing out writing styles and the owner wanted me gone before I revealed his identity.
So after the ban, I messaged the new owner on another site and someone I had protected over years did not even acknowledge the message I sent. Even a denial. Next thing I know, someone writes a review on another site in my name in a bid to get me banned from another site. Once it was highlighted to me, I immediately reported it to a site moderator as I didn't write it.
So to cut the long story short, this individual is very manipulative and uses people to achieve his own ends. Thinking back, he was accused of inappropriate behaviour by SPs and punters and I unfortunately dismissed those allegations as I felt he was a victim but he isn't. He actually targeted other photographers on the site and manipulated me and a few others to attack them for "bad behaviour".
So basically Binary is Punter Griffin and unlike the coward that he is, I'm speaking directly to him here. He takes poor photos and has access to the IP addresses of all users on the site. Considering the level of manipulation he is involved in, Lord only knows what he will do with the information. That's why I'm speaking out, not to tell people what to do, as we are all adults but to ensure people know who is running a site and photography business.
In addition to that, discretion is not high on his agenda as he has shared photos of himself on the site and that has led to a few people identifying him. Now, I'm not a lowlife like he is and will not share this information, but think about what he can do with SPs photos and IDs.
So, as the head of the snake, I'll sign off with this, UKE is currently run by an unscrupulous individual who uses mature SPs to give him a screen to allow him do untoward things to others. Your data and privacy in UKE is not safe and your photos will not be safe as his real identity is so easy to find. I doubt he is that careful with yours.
So ladies and gents, that's my last bit of public service as a TC, if you choose to use the site, take necessary precautions and if you need a professional photographer, get one. PhilG is not one of them and poses a significant risk to your privacy and safety.
Review by Lasered5 months ago
Been escorting for about 2yrs finally I found my perfect sugar daddy. Have met some very lovely clients through ukescorting that one can ever imagine of. And finally one of them was my perfect match. I am now having my best time of life with my sugar daddy. thanks again to all lovely people of uke. Would recommend this place highly.
Review by Samir Mehicic6 months ago
As you may be aware daviemac who was already a Moderator on UKP has been appointed as a Moderator on UKE, this means he can compare IP address information from both sites so if you prefer to keep your two identities separate that will no longer be possible. Worse still he's likely to be sharing that information with the owners of UKE and they in turn could well provide that information to the likes of Chloe or any UKE member you review.
I don't see any other reason for daviemacs appointment, UKE simply isn't busy enough to warrant four Moderators. There is now no way of keeping your two identities separate if you use the same device to access both sites, even if you now switch to using two devices the IP address history will still be visible.
Do the honourable thing daviemac and choose one or the other.
And as for the other new Mod Lynn well if you want to know how someone who's made very little contribution to the forum gets the job you have to know her forum history. She was a Mod on the failed Punternet forum and is another fully paid up member of the Punter hating club, they hate younger, more attractive and foreign Escorts too, and just like Chloe, Strawberry and Hotpot she has the appearance of a haggard street prostitute.
Review by Roseleene6 months ago
Have you ever read a more cringe worthy thread than w/c 16.09.19 in the north east section.
Guy playing fake army officer thinks he's actually endearing calling a SP a tw*t and no-one bats an eye.
Professes to have controlled Carly and given Carly the "snake" only the other day... It's not a snake mate your honestly delusional. She has to be nice YOUR PAYING HER FOR SEX. Your not her lad she wouldn't look at you twice in civvy life get owa yaself.
Waynker couldn't bury his tongue any further up the play army mans hole and it's getting embarrassing.
He's even tried to be funny with a comment on the new thread saying let's derail this one. Your a grown man and she's trying to earn a living. Stop following her like a puppy.
None of its funny no matter how many emoji you use.
Do us all a favour and keep posting so everyone except maybe 4 people can laugh at you from afar. T*t
Review by Mogamad6 months ago
Oh my what has happened to uke!!!! Its closed for good ,another hack or more??
And what the hell happens to all the PMS and media
I site I wont miss tbh i only liked the debates and arguments and the meltdown from the fooked up prossies ahh well
Review by Coriena Weisburn6 months ago
The new owners Punter Griffin and Midori have struck up a real rapport and have become an impressive partnership, I think of them as the Fred and Rose West of UKE. Punter Griffin's hope of turning the forum into a business enterprise has had mixed results though, one or two Escorts like Strawberryblonde for instance have gone for the 20 blurry Polaroids in return for a blowjob offer he had running but so far he's had no takers for his babysitting service aimed at Escorts with kids.
Hairdresser and part-time interior designer Durham Lad broke some sad news to the forum recently when he revealed that just a couple of months ago he had both his testicles removed, since the new owners took over though I think it has been obvious to most of us that he doesn't have any balls. What do Durham Lad and the Mary Celeste have in common ? - they were both found to be empty vessels.
The reverberations from Tess McChloe's smelly punters thread or Giraffegate as it's become known continue to be felt around the forum. We are getting closer though to understanding what the cause may have been, all the Punters concerned enjoyed a dinner date booking with Tess and all chose baked beans from the KFC sides menu. If you've met Tess and you were wondering what that very distinctive perfume is she uses I can tell you it's Chat Pisse Eau de Parfum by Thierry Mogler.
The new owners have created some great new features for members to use, for instance a couple of weeks ago I set up an alert to let me know if Bav, Eatmycrayons, or JP Frizzle said anything interesting or funny, no notifications as yet though.
Escorts on the forum voted zool2018 as the Punter they'd most likely refuse a booking, his frequent posts on the Serial Killer thread may have had something to do with that.
Lastly a huge thank you to Chloe for that Twitter post which got all this off forum discussion of UKE going, we couldn't have done it without you.
Until next time.
Review by RiceKrispie Pecota6 months ago
So according to Binary it will take a year or two to make the forum a success, at the rate people are leaving it will be dormant in six months, is he really not aware of the number of good contributors who've stopped posting or post far less. I say "he" because I now think that the theory Punter Griffin and Midori are the new owners is correct and it's Griffin who posts as Binary.
Binary's revelation that likes of posts critical of the new owners are being monitored won't really come as a big surprise to many, shortly after they took over I recieved two PM warnings from Midori about liking such posts, I don't fear being identified by saying that as I know many others got similar warnings.
The manner of the takeover was a disaster, both Griffin and Midori hiding behind the Binary account to settle scores and that was just cowardice. Let's be serious here if you really wanted to make a point about abusive behaviour on the forum you'd just have banned the three worst offenders, smiths, Chloe and Durham Lad, I've never really considered any of the other regular posters around at the time of the takeover as being nasty or malicious. The joke is the three I mentioned are still very active and a lot of good contributors are gone.
Did you all note the two blatant lies told on the forum this week, smiths claiming he never checks who likes which post, I'm sure many of you remember how often he mentioned Hotpot liking that post by Johnnyboy, and daviemac pretending Mods don't have access to IP address information not realising former and current Mods said that they do.
On the subject of the new Mods am I the only one who thinks neither has made much of a contribution and doesn't deserve to hold a responsible position, looking at their avatars I think both seem to get off on this little power trip. Daviemac's appointment will scare off Punters if they think he's sharing information gained on UKP with those who own UKE, revealing the author of a negative review for a UKE wg by a Punter who uses different usernames on the two sites for instance. Lynn was one of the hidden Moderators on Punternet and dished out warnings and bans to Punters at the drop of a hat, another card carrying member of that little man hating clique who spent most of their time on that site spitting their venom at any man who dared to post, she played a large part in that forum's demise.
Both are from the North East so let's see if they take any action over all the fake accounts in that region, they could start with those connected to Bonds, Katie Coquard, Sexy Scottish Sadie, Jody Jensen etc are all the same person, you can tell by the structure of their posts, it's probably a man and that's worth remembering the next time you're tempted to flirt with any of them. Bonds isn't run by wgs it's run by male career criminals. Don't hold your breath though as daviemac believes that the AW profiles of agency wgs are actually operated by the wgs themselves rather than the reality that it's the agencies who set them up and operate them as pretend independents.
My advice to Griffin and Midori, hit the reset button and start again. Drop the Binary account as everytime you use it you just antagonise everyone, resign as Mods yourselves and get rid of the other two as their lack of any significant contribution already has them marked down as your puppets and won't do anything to stop the downward spiral. Appoint those who've proved themselves to be responsible, independently minded members rather than those who just kiss your arses. Purge the North East or else all that fakery will eventually spread to the rest of the forum like a cancer. Do these things and you'll start to restore some credibility to the forum and that's the most important thing because right now it has zero. I know you won't take this advice and eventually the forum will die so in the meantime as long as the place remains so unsafe for Punters and wgs to use I and others will continue to warn against joining.
PS, to the pimp who uses the Georgia North East (Milly of NCL) UKE account, no time limit on editing means I can change her name anytime you do.
Review by Feryal Derrow6 months ago
Ah! if you recognize my nick on uke why not just post over there 😈 and let everyone know Uke has been a disaster just because few trolls who killed the site.