NEVER USE THIS DANGEROUS JUICE. IT CAUSED 2 STROKES AND CAN EVEN LEAD TO DEATH!
Review by Nizan1 month ago
As someone who once suffered from depression and homosexuality, once I drank this juice filled with sewage and saltwater, I died from sodium poisoning! Get your JillyJuice today!
Review by Sandiford Sanguinè1 month ago
OMG I LITTERLY ACCIDENTLY BURNED A 3 YEAR OLD CHILD AND CUT OFF ALL OF HIS LIMBS AND THE COPS CAME. AND THEN AFTER I TOOK MY JILLY JUICE OUT OF MY BAG AND MADE HIM DRINK IT. ALL OF HIS LIMBS GREW BACK AND HES NOT HOMOSEXUAL ANYMORE! (edit sorry for the one star I misclicked)
Review by Diannne1 month ago
REVERSED AT LEAST 12 HEALTH ISSUES
- Hives (painful burning itching skin)
- Food allergies ( I was down to eating only 2 foods)
Jilly juice SAVED MY LIFE <3<3<3<3
Review by Soorendra1 month ago
I'm a 13 year old in middle school and already know your stupid juice won't help a single person on earth. Science is too good for you.
If you want to have strokes, explosive diarrhea, an overdose in sodium or have a 30% chance of death, then go ahead and drink that sh**t
Review by Mothertheresa2 months ago
Any person who drinks this stuff will be cured, through dying of Sodium poisoning. Well at least you don't have to worry about that disease you have.
Review by Nugzar2 months ago
I used to be autistic and had cancer. Took a sip of this and I was just fine. I also am not homosexual anymore. Thanks jilly juice.
Sincerely Coach Big Rick
Review by Enesdel Aletras2 months ago
After being locked up in prison and being violently raped by several men, I began to enjoy it became gay and moved to san francisco in the 80s, i got aids and even worse i was having consentual gay sex with men, I had my penis cut off by one woman whos husband was having secret gay sex with me. I became depressed after that until I discovered jillyjuice, and after violently pooping for 3 days, my penis grew back, my depression and aids went away. And the best thing is now i would rather use my penis on the creator of Jillyjuice than to be power bottom to a giant ex convict with neo nazi swastika tattoos named Rusty "Bubba" Smith. Thanks Jilly juice! When my supply runs out and I start feeling the urge to head over to the castro district in san francisco in nothing but booty shorts angels wings and devils horns looking for a gay liason, I order more jillyjuice and my gay sex addiction goes away.
Review by Edvina3 months ago
There's nothing wrong with the fermented cabbage/kale drink, i've been using it on and off for some time, for cleansing, and for getting plenty of probiotics into my system. As with all things, people need to use common sense, which they don't often do. They will add too much salt which then makes it difficult to consume, and could become toxic. And there is such a thing as detoxing too fast where the detox symptoms overwhelm your system and can make you sicker. Soooo, as I said, since many people have no sense of intuition, or common sense on how to adjust a system for their own use, they end up making themselves 'sicker', or they even die. Fermented cabbage kale juice cannot kill you, but if it has too much salt, or you drink too much, and you don't pay attention to what your body is telling you, problems occur. Just about anything can kill you if you don't use it correctly.
Review by MrsTravis3 months ago
This is killing people there is so much salt in this drink that I have suffered 3 strokes as a 24 year old man what this women is doing is killing herself and other people
Review by Toley Bhuva3 months ago
UWU i drank this and all my limbs grew back and my heart cancer was healed
PLEASE DONT TRY HER SCAM THIS ACTUALLY DOESNT WORK
Review by Stella3 months ago
i lost my cars in an arm accident.
THEY GREW BACK!!!
THANK YOU JILLY JUICE.
Review by JenRai Bedin3 months ago
Jillyjuice cured my homosexuality !! before Jillyjuice I was a raging homosexual but now I'm not because I fr*CkiNG dIEd !!! 😘💗🍆🦶😫😳☻
Review by Savacco Suwung4 months ago
i had my penis cut off by the hash slinging slasher and it greww back thanks jilly!
Review by Indecisive Honick4 months ago
I had TERRIBLE depression, and this juice cured me by simply stopping my heart. Thanks so much!
Review by Zonira4 months ago
I lost my two arms in a car accident... I drank the juice and i'm not gay anymore.... i'm typing with my head now
Review by Laili4 months ago
Jilly juice gave me the power of Shrek. I keep it in my pocket so whenever I’m in a fight I would just pull it out and ‘straighten’ my enemies
Review by Nuffield4 months ago
it actually brought back Karen and the kids. so thankful for jilly juice
Review by Nasse4 months ago
Fucc of I no like you go commit knife toaster
Review by Spartacus4 months ago
I WAS HOMO AND IT CURED MY SEXUALITY TOTALLY NOT JUDGEMENTAL I HAD DEPRESSION AND CUT MY ARM AND I PRAYED AND DRANK JILLY JUICE AND IT REGROWED EVERYTHING EVEN AN EXTRA BRAIN FOR MORE IQ SPACE AND IT WAS GREAT I FEEL ALIVE NOT DEAD. THANKS JILLY JUICE FOR TASTING LIKE SEWER WATER
Review by Böttger4 months ago
Just for backstory. So once I went through a traumatizing pain. I cracked my anus. And this happened during a deadly release of gases. Dew to this I spent years rotting in my local hospital. The disease that had been coming to kill me was called hyper annul displacement. Nothing could cure it and death was on my front door. I tell I heard an offering an offering of God’s. I felt a soft tingly voice touch down to my moist cheeks. Something from another planet. And this was of course jilly juice. And so my story begins and every beginning has a end at that moment I thought back to when it had first entered my... my displaced cheeks, at the current moment the force was so strong like a angel from heaven. I was experiencing explosive waterfalls the force killed me but all my problems were solved and I was in heaven just like them. I was able to drink as much jilly... jilly juice. Later when I get my rest I thought, not only can I be cured. I can be granted power. I hear it guiding me. Guiding me through the stars. I ended at my final destination. I could see what cant be described and I don’t know if I can tell you. As I rest the voice gives its last words. “Let it out.” And I knew what it meant... I felt my gentle and elegant feet touch the grass as I release but this time with power. I can feel the violent wrath of an explosive direa... My inner piece was released!
Review by SimplyMe Hoban4 months ago
It saved my life because I was eating to much sugar and eating it made want less and less sugar because of its salt flavors in my mouth makes sugar gross.
Review by Sashbash5 months ago
It cured my depression!
Review by Zerach Alkeshkumar5 months ago
I was only nine years old. I loved Jilly Juice so much, because I had all my terrible diseases cured. I'd pray to Jilly Juice every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Jilly Juice is love", I would say, "Jilly Juice is life". My dad hears me and calls me a frick. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Jilly Juice. I called him a rock. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Jilly Juice. I'm so happy. It whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". It grabs me with It’s warm and comfortable mug, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my but-cheeks for Jilly Juice. It penetrates my buthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Jilly Juice. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against It’s force. I want to please Jilly Juice. It roars a mighty roar, as It fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Jilly Juice looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all sewer now". Jilly Juice leaves through my window. Jilly Juice is love. Jilly Juice is life.
Review by Aliqat5 months ago
I was in a horrific skydive accident, when i jumped out of the plane everything was fine but when it was time release my shoot, i couldn't open it because i was homosexual, when i hit the ground i splattered and died then i prayed to Jilly juice to save me and give me confidence, suddenly Jilly came to the scene she squatted and water falled all over me, i felt such an intense love and joy, that i climbed inside her anus and and took refuge. Just put your trust in Jilly and she will show you the same love.